And if you, dear reader who has very kindly read through this series of toots, ever spy one of these orbs in the wild, I encourage you to take it in your hand, hold it aloft, witness the horror that shines back at you through its chrome exterior as you block the camera with your palm.

And then spike the bastard into the fucking ground, pick it up, whip it against the wall, and then throw it out the window. I am completely serious
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